I didn’t enlist in the Army.

 I was drafted.

So I wasn’t going to make life easy for anyone.

During my physical, the doctor asked softly,

“Can you read the letters on the wall?”

“What letters?” I answered slyly.

“Good,” said the doctor.

“You passed the hearing test.”

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