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January 3, 2013 by admin

Checking Out

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center.Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies.

By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, “Well, I’ll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!”

“Don’t worry, ma’am,” replied the clerk.

“With a good tail wind and that brand new broom you have there, you’ll be home in no time.”

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