After about 40 mid-air somersaults and feathers flying everywhere, they managed to compose themselves and one duck says to the other: “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
“I SURE DID!!!!!” says the other duck.
“AND GEEZ, WASN”T HE MOVING!!!!”
“He sure was,” says the other duck: “but so would you if you had two assh*les and both were on fire!”