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		<title>Wrong!</title>
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		<title>Password</title>
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		<title>The Young Pilot</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: &#8220;Guess who?&#8221; The controller switched the field lights off and replied: &#8220;Guess where?&#8221; Nutty News Today – Nutty News [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Nagging Wife</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EXERCISE  FOR OLD  PEOPLE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you&#8217;ll find that [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.&#8221;Ma&#8217;am, what do you want with arsenic?&#8221; &#8220;To kill my husband.&#8221; &#8220;I can&#8217;t sell you arsenic to kill a person!&#8221; The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tell me about the day you died</title>
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